Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

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poop crotch

when you go in the back then come around the front

I kicked him out the back door and then he tried to poopcrotch me!

oh, poop crotch!

Dude, you are a major poopcrotch

poop crotch by LS-Train July 6, 2004

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Related Words

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cactus crotch

Vagina made prickly by stubble.

Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.

cactus crotch by crazii maisey January 4, 2009

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Cactus Crotch Syndrome

A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.

When Teresa Shaved "Downtown" It Was So Sexy...But Since It's Been Two Weeks, She's Developed Cactus Crotch Syndrome.

Cactus Crotch Syndrome by Manscaper2.0 March 14, 2010