Cob Job

Similiar to a blowjob except the chick sucks on the dick sideways, making the dick hit the inner cheek.

This time Maria gave me a Cob Job not a blowjob, its was diverse.

by Tyler B January 22, 2005

Kurt Cobain

The one the only a legend the king of all grundge rock - its betta to burn than to fade away-

Hello Cobain come in
Floyd observes my hairy chin

Floyd the barber

by Cozza August 7, 2003

Cobra Kai

An overrated GLB team with absolutely no balls or basic logic.

Those Cobra Kai fags backed down like some straight up bitches when Flames54 offered a fair compromise. LOL pussies.

by Bort October 8, 2008

Cobalt SS

It is a performance coupe. One of the newest members of Chevrolet's SS line of factory vehicles. The Cobalt SS is powered by a 2.4 liter straight four engine, it is aspirated by a Roots Supercharger, the output of this engine is 205 horsepower. The SS comes stock with 18 inch wheels and Pirelli PZero tyres. The Cobalt SS can pwn any Dodge Neon SRT-4 or even more powerful rice burners. Expect quarter mile times in the 13 second range. The SS pricing starts at around 20,000

My Cobalt SS just pwned your 300ZX on the track.

by Trey Fitzgerald May 19, 2006

Cobbler Bottom

An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.

A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.

by hoss May 21, 2003

Cobblestone

A racist behavior used by the staff at bars, restaurants, and nightclubs with anti-urban dress code policies. The goal of "cobblestoning" is to deny service to black patrons by baiting them into a fight over their appearance (e.g. do-rag, backwards hats, bandana, baggy jeans). The origin for this term comes from a sports bar and restaurant in York, Pennsylvania called "Cobblestones" who's manager is credited with perfecting this technique.

The only back guy in our party got "cobblestoned" at our table last night after we already ordered drinks. The club manager started a fight with him about his apparel even after he offered to remove his do-rag. They were determined to find an excuse to throw him out so we all left.

by T.J. Walsh March 28, 2007

Cob runner

Similar to the terminology used by Stephen Colbert. This is a person who uses a corn cob as a sexual tool.

Damien, who works in the corn fields of Texas, is out in the field running cobs. Hence, he is a cob runner.

by Stephano Johannson November 9, 2010