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Double Blumpkin

While receiving a blumpkin, instead of using the toilet to release your shitty load, you use a female or male's mouth. While the other female or male covers the blowjob portion.
Erin and Aspen give a KILLER double blumpkin!
by Bigolfattiedoubleblumpkin January 2, 2009
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A Blumpkin

While online gaming, killing an enemy whilst teabagging the previous kill.
Got him, teabagging. Oh shit there's another...I just got a blumpkin.
by TheHeya November 9, 2018
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blump

That is a pretty big blump
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Jujy Fruit Blumpkin

A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007
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Blumplestiltskin

The act of receiving a rim job while urinating in a urinal. The antonym of blumpkin.
Stacy's mom gave me a really nice blumplestiltskin.

Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.
by Masterboneme June 17, 2014
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Spicy Blumpkin

While shitting, getting head as she dips. Yummy spicy mint skoal saliva on your member as you take a wonderful blumpkin.
DUDE!!!! She totally gave me a spicy blumpkin, it was AWESOME!!!
by Logan, the 3.14 inch penis October 15, 2008
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