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heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.
Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017
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mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.
That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees
by Brapp65 May 4, 2018
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Manchester United

verb (used with object), tossed or (Literary) Manchester United·ing, Manchester United.

A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.
Bro, did you hear J Leno got a manchester united group together last night?
by _NotBob October 10, 2018
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phila unite

I can’t wait for the game tomorrow #philaunite
Phila Unite : the 76ers playoff slogan
by Trust the process May 3, 2019
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Micro Unit

A bitch (or bloke) that is small in terms as height, but is so fat they could crush the entire Vatican city.
Woah dat bitch is a fucking micro unit!
You fucking micro unit!
by Analbumparty_1233 June 6, 2019
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Manchester United

Manchester United are shit this season.
by Gif not jif October 12, 2019
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Absolute Unit

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."
by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019
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