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Tool-it

A place to use the bathroom. Both numbers one and two.
Hey babe, I will be on the tool-it for awhile
by Staydown2722 November 14, 2021
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Tool

An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age
Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.
by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021
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Galactic Tools

Used to define a mentally unstable human, usually addicted to gay porn
"Hey, see that faggot over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a part of the Galactic Tools server."
by Bobob amogus July 13, 2021
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Devil's Tools

An item or even a body part that can be used to create a disaster.
These hands, they're the devil's tools!
by emjayare August 5, 2021
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Tool

Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.
This job has to get done, we need the correct tool. Let’s call Greg Zanni
by Datdewd July 6, 2021
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TOOL

There's Only One Life.

A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.
Guy 1: Hey! TOOL!
Guy 2: *beats up guy 1*
by Captain Falcum October 8, 2012
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tool

a person who uses people for selfish purposes without intending to give anything in return
The way he always talks about himself all the time and is always interrupting everybody so they cannot talk, I knew he was a tool as soon as I met him. Man, he really tooled you!
by T.V. John November 18, 2012
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