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leather chair ottoman stick ride

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.
me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.
by Jack Growlithe April 23, 2011
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bumper sticker

Expression of one's opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one's vehicle.
He had many pro gun bumper stickers on the back of his car. I wonder if he's ever met Charlton Heston?
by JenThe80'sFan August 9, 2004
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stick of gum

its just that...its a stick of gum
"Hey friend, do you have stick of gum? I find myself yearning to chew."
by Peppy Jay January 3, 2009
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Sin Stick

The name priests and nuns give to dildos or other pleasure devices used in a vagina.
You and that sin stick are going to hell!!!
-Sister Agatha to a student
by Sphere72 April 27, 2008
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lick and stick

the act of eating a girl out, then after inserting your penis
dude, jenna totally loves a lick and stick!
by tim burch90 August 2, 2010
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happy stick

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.
Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.
by smartypants October 6, 2004
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swuzzle stick

1. male equivalent of a swizzle stick. 2. much more feminine that a metro-sexual, yet still claiming to be hetero-sexual. 3. a man who is obsessed with all aspects of his physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better". Some even go as far as to use cosmetics.
Brett is such a swuzzle stick. Can you believe he uses that mail order cosmetic crap? Of course, his long curly hair and perfectly manicured nails don't help. I am not sure if he is straight or not. He sure acts awfully girly to me.
by Maisie M. December 21, 2006
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