Poofer 

Take a rip of weed in your anus. Hold it for your partner and when ready, the other party sucks the hit of weed from the smoker's anus.

Hey girl, you want to get toasted and hit this "Poofer?"

or

Why don't we get experimental and try some "Poofers" but please clean yourself before we do this.

Poofer by B-Raunchy August 23, 2025

poggers

UrbanDictionary is a joke, not ONE of the definitions of this word includes the origin, so here we are. Yes, it is used to express enthusiasm for something that happened, but the reason is because it is a variant of "pog" which stands for "play of the game." As in, that was the best thing that happened in this match.

I just pogged this definition.

Guy: *guy kills every person on the other team by themselves*
Everyone else: POGGERS OMGGGGGG
Guy: yw for carry

poggers by Lorddelivermefrompick6s October 15, 2025

Pooper

A name for the best girl who has ever lived. A lifelong companion with a Heart as big as the whole world. A Pooper is a girl that comes to turn your life around and lights up your life.

You're the best Pooper. You're the only Pooper. I love you.

Pooper by Otter03-18-23 May 7, 2026

Ahab-pooner 

A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol

Ahab-pooner by Locus0mega October 27, 2010

Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.

Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!

Comfort pooer by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011

Vacation Pooper 

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

Vacation Pooper by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013

surrogate pooper 

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.

After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.

surrogate pooper by justducky February 8, 2014