muff sweats

A sweating muff

His dick was that big it gave her the muff sweats

by Vincel February 17, 2019

muff cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You muff cabbage, go back to New Jersey!

by erye777 October 19, 2010

muff forrest

A condition to which the public region has been shaved too often resulting in quicker thicker growth that couldn't be plowed down even by a chainsaw

Her muff forrest was so thick I felt like a character in Lost

by Angel 33 October 6, 2016

muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.

I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.

by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You ain't nothing, you muff-cabbage

by Irish ladies November 15, 2010

stud muff

A New Jersey word for old vagina.

You stupid stud muff

by Muddy cricket November 24, 2016

Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.

An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.

by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024