sweet mexican jesus

a phrase for when something rediclous or really surprising happens

dude 1: george got his head stuck in the toilet.
dude 2: sweet mexican jesus.

by niggasense May 1, 2005

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That's how Jesus did it

Phrase said after something truly remarkable is stated; generally for adding extra emphasis on how amazing something is.

Ronnie: How did you do at the track meet?
Kristen: I just high jumped 6' 3''!!!!
Ronnie: Awesome, That's how Jesus did it!!

by IIIEvans July 13, 2010

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Second Cumming of Jesus

When a Mexican cums twice.

I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.

by LeaderOfISIS September 15, 2014

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A person who supports and believes in Christianity, often to the degree where it's overwhelming, irritating, and even creepy. Some pass out pamphlets promoting God or Christ, plead with you to come to church, and sport stickers or T-shirts promoting their God, whom they've never seen physical proof of. Sometimes they'll even try to force their beliefs on you, so if you're an atheist, beware.

Jesus freak: "Come to church, it won't hurt. Jesus loves you. He died for your sins."

Person: "Well, have you actually seen Jesus or God?"

Jesus freak: "Um, no, but he talks to me in my dreams."

Person: "Uhh... yeah. Piss off, you creep."

by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006

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Jesus Fuck

-noun
1. An ecstasy-inducing religious experience.

2. A conversation between dating individuals who refuse to have sex, and so choose, instead, to talk about their love for their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

-interjection
1. An exclamation that is markedly more serious than the traditional words "fuck" or "Jesus." It is pronounced as if there is a comma between the two words: "Jesus, FUCK"

Person 1: What did you and that guy do last night? Did you hook up?

Person 2: You know, he is really religious and stuff. That got in the way, so we decided to Jesus Fuck instead.

by BetaBlocker July 8, 2010

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jesuscore

Hardcore metal with a Christian message. For example: Hopesfall, Chevelle, Norma Jean, Living Sacrifice, Further Seems Forever.

Bryan: What's Chevelle's genre?
Tito: Its like Christian rock...
Bryan: Like screaming to Jesus?
Tito: Yea, JESUS CORE!!
Bryan: HAHAHAHAH, u fucking!!!
Tito: .........

by Tito May 3, 2003

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