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fire island 

A resort for homosexualsso they can have homesexual sex without interuption.
Jake was constipated before he and roger went to Fire Island, now you can fit a pear up there.
fire island by StunGun June 20, 2006

Bainbridge Island 

An island in the kitsap area, west of Seattle. Bainbridge Island is a leisurely place to live, mostly inhabited by rich families. The schools are known as great schools and the kids tend to be unappreciative. Mostly snobbish, but still nice. The ferry is a great way to visit other great areas in the region because you will get island fever! And fast! Not a lot to do... Oh and lots of drinking... lotsss of drinking...

A great place to settle down to be near the city, but still get a taste of nature.
Maybe if I ever win the lottery I could buy a house on Bainbridge Island!

This place is so small, cold and pretty. It reminds me of Bainbridge Island!
Bainbridge Island by JACKTHEGIANT February 26, 2011

Staten Island

the weirdest place in the world.
forgotten borough; should be part of nj
its divided into two parts: North Shore and South Shore;

one train that goes only to the ferry from tville:/
one mall; where all the guidos hang out
the "atrium" is apparently the coolest place ever
pot heads rule the island
the italians here are a discrace to the real ones.
the girls are wananbe whores and the guys think theyre cool if they get action by 13
no night life what so ever.
not suburbian and not a city.
former dump
nice place to live, right?
of course its not all bad... staten island is just 90% stereotypical.
u will find people who actually have a brain... but dont get ur hopes up... ur considered a loser if u have an average over 80.
bad place to live unless u have a car
frustrates the hell outta me.
AHH!!!!
guy:hey where u from man?
other guy:staten island.
guy:you mustve fucked up bad to end up in a shithole like that.
other guy: don't rub it in.

Lonely Island

When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.
Haha! can see That Lonely Island!
Lonely Island by jeff93 January 7, 2010

long island 

A hopeless little island. People are always depressed and in a rush. In most areas, and in most cases, it's the fucking boonies. The education system here is horrible, and a little one-bedroom apartment is through the fucking roof.

Long Island is a miserable little hell-hole that is roughly an hour or so away from the greatest city in the world. Definitely one of the worst places to live in the world, considering that you're only an hour away from the greatest city in the world.
Long Island sucks. EXAMPLE(S): Little Johnny goes to school miserable, and then comes home with alcoholic and needle injecting parents that nag about the lawn. People fighting with thick accents about the quickest way to get to Subway, and ugly 40-year old girls who think they're cute for hitting on a 22 year old.
long island by Currency Counter January 22, 2012

pen island 

the land of penis
did u go to pen island this weekend
pen island by scrotoman January 21, 2011