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He didn't water his plants causing flowercide and useless weed.
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by emberin December 7, 2011
Get the flowercide mug.A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.
Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?
Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.
Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.
Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.
Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)
Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.
Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.
Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?
Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!
Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.
Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.
Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.
Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)
Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.
Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.
Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?
Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!
Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
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Stands for Intelligent, beautiful, independent women(girl),and carisma.
This name itself means strong and it most common on Hispanic girl with some Eurpeon Blend in them(mixture)
they are the nicest people you will ever meet they know how to stand up for themselfs and dont ned a man to make them happy, she gives the best advice and is always open to critisma because she knows she just needs to do her and not nobody else.
She is comferatble with her olive beautiful skin and it open about her body without being a harlot. She is exotic and knows how to be women and take care of her family.
Stands for Intelligent, beautiful, independent women(girl),and carisma.
This name itself means strong and it most common on Hispanic girl with some Eurpeon Blend in them(mixture)
they are the nicest people you will ever meet they know how to stand up for themselfs and dont ned a man to make them happy, she gives the best advice and is always open to critisma because she knows she just needs to do her and not nobody else.
She is comferatble with her olive beautiful skin and it open about her body without being a harlot. She is exotic and knows how to be women and take care of her family.
Jake: Man i need a girl
Paul: Try the girl next door
Jake: Florydalma
Paul: Yes, bro she family orinted and knows how to treat a man
Jake: will she take me?
Paul:Just be you,and be funny she like Natrual rythem.
Paul: Try the girl next door
Jake: Florydalma
Paul: Yes, bro she family orinted and knows how to treat a man
Jake: will she take me?
Paul:Just be you,and be funny she like Natrual rythem.
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