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Flowbeephobic 

a person who refuses or is unable to receive a haircut from a Flowbee Haircutting System.
Collin is very Flowbeephobic, especially when it comes to getting his hair cut by vacuum.
Flowbeephobic by BoboJones May 16, 2011
Verb, to be flowbeed: to receive a bad, at home, haircut. In reference to the 1970’s at home hair cutting system.
My wife gave me her first haircut last night. I’ve been flowbeed.
flowbee by Daddyrat April 29, 2020
the blood on a man or womans face after eating out a girl during their period
my wife was on the rag and when i ate her pussy i ended up with a flowtee
flowtee by the b2 bomber August 6, 2011
To recieve a truly atrocious and bland haircut, one lacking all finesse and style
Aw man did you see Zach’s bowl cut? The dude got flowbeed
Flowbeed by BigBoy700 June 14, 2018
someone who smells really really nice :)
floweer by timinyawesomeface January 22, 2021

flowyness 

Flowyness - is used to describe the combined flowy nature of multiple objects working in sycranicity with one another to form an overall flowy environment.
I now have realized the universe is in a constant state of flowyness.
I really enjoyed the flowyness of the river today.

The flowyness of that cob house was awesome.

I wish I had more flowyness in my life.

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flowyness by Speedy turtle July 12, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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