sneak attack ass shaft

wrecking someone's anal cavity by surprise and/or stealthily

mr. g (with his beautiful and voluptuous hair) was bending over teaching jade math for the 3rd time, when nick came out of the ceiling tiles and sneak attack ass shafted him

by B.E.T west side November 12, 2011

pussy attack

When a girl springs up high enough and far enough to make pussy to mouth contact on an unexpected person. Typically in anime

e.i. Friend: dude how is that even possible

Me: What?

Friend: That girl just pussy attacked you

Me: What? Come on! Thats not even possible!

Friend: well apparently it is

by Tiecoonracoon August 11, 2014

opposites attract

The epitome of people that should not be together but in actuality are. Example: Taryn and Cassandra.

The only reason that they ended up married was because of the old adage opposites attract. They thought they'd give it a go, ignoring their cataclysmic differences.

by Bug n' Bones September 21, 2016

sneeze attack

When you can't stop sneezing , it may be 3-4 sneezes in a row.

Yesterday when I was giving my presentation it didn't go well because I kept on having sneeze attacks.

by Bbbbbnnn June 17, 2016

Slumber Party Zombie Attack

a movie in one ofthe spongebob squarepants episodes it shows stereotypical teenagers turning into zombies!

Stereotypical Teenager: i brought my destructive Friends!
SpongeBob Squarepants: i don't like this Slumber Party Zombie Attack Movie!
Mr Krabs: neither do i lets go to the Krusty Krab

by JesusChristfootball September 17, 2011

SPAZZ ATTACK!

To be declared when anyone shows themself to be a spazz . You could also say, "WIPEOUT!" Alternatively, "SPAZZ ALERT!"

*I fall down*
my bff: SPAZZ ATTACK!

by ___Amaya Sakaruta July 5, 2010

Female Attractiveness Scale (1-10)

10 - Perfect everything.
9 - Perfect in everything besides one feature
8 - Great everything.
7 - Would be great but missing something important (ass, smile, etc.). Decent looking
6 - Ugly, but still fuckable
5 - Ugly, but has a tolerable personality

4 - Ugly everything.
3 - Really ugly everything

2 - Absolutely hideous physically. Never even want to think about her
1 - Absolutely hideous everything

"What would you rate her on the Female Attractiveness Scale (1-10)?"
"She's a solid 8"

by unknownsender28 September 6, 2016