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Unless you're a woman

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.
Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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you're mom

"you're mom"
"what"
by genericusername3 May 20, 2022
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You're drunk

When someone is saying non-sense/stupid shit.
Yo bro on your soul I can jump off a cliff and live!"
"Nah bro you're drunk."
by W00413 September 24, 2025
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you're a gent

On a forum where swearing is banned the "C" word gets automatically replaced with a non swear word. So the phrase "you're a C*nt" gets replaced with "you're a gent".
You sir , you're a gent of the highest order.

I dont want to talk to you, you're a gent!
by Sanity assassin. May 13, 2016
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You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
by The Complainant May 12, 2024
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You're fired

That which the Australian people told Kevin Rudd in 2013
Kevin Rudd: Julia Gillard, you're fired!
Synonyms: be gone, you're outta here, get out
by EvanC7 November 27, 2023
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Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase used to start a spam call about a cars extended warranty
Hey you, you're finally awake. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty that is about to expire. Go to our website to extend your cars extended warranty to extended your extended warranty on your car.
by wipeoutninja February 24, 2023
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