A person who is so woke that they masturbate whilst looking in the mirror at themselves whilst cross dressed with a dildo up their anus. If they are a male they will additionally eat their own semen.
Wow, did you hear what Billy said? He thinks biological males can call themselves women. He sure is a wokeywanka.
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When you try to inform people about how their actions (ie, buying certain products, wasting water, etc). are contributing to ecological devastation or social oppression, and they insultingly call you “woke”.
I tried to inform my cousins about how buying that brand of hummus contributes to Palestinians’ oppression and they I tried to inform my cousins about how buying that brand of hummus contributes to Palestinians’ oppression and they hurled the slur “woke” at me. I was wokeshamed.
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by Mrrogers257 July 13, 2022
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"Wow did you see BRADEN WALLAKE's WOKESPLOITATION post on LinkedIn? What a fake a** m*f*. So many saps feel for that sh*t!"
by Ximmar August 12, 2022
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An approach which is overall and on balance harmful to society, ignores context and counterpoints, and is ignorant of the wider ramifications of the position taken.
Under the pretense of being politically correct, the "woke" person is, ironically, asleep, and though ostensible sexually free they are in fact unknowingly celibate in that they are ignorant of or unconcerned by the harms caused by their actions.
An approach which is overall and on balance harmful to society, ignores context and counterpoints, and is ignorant of the wider ramifications of the position taken.
Under the pretense of being politically correct, the "woke" person is, ironically, asleep, and though ostensible sexually free they are in fact unknowingly celibate in that they are ignorant of or unconcerned by the harms caused by their actions.
by Vera City September 13, 2022
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