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Wokeywanka

A person who is so woke that they masturbate whilst looking in the mirror at themselves whilst cross dressed with a dildo up their anus. If they are a male they will additionally eat their own semen.
Wow, did you hear what Billy said? He thinks biological males can call themselves women. He sure is a wokeywanka.
by AussieMac April 29, 2022
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Wokeye

When you have a lazy eye or one eye is shorter than the other.
you got wokeye ya cunt
by wokeye May 11, 2022
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Wokeshame

When you try to inform people about how their actions (ie, buying certain products, wasting water, etc). are contributing to ecological devastation or social oppression, and they insultingly call you “woke”.
I tried to inform my cousins about how buying that brand of hummus contributes to Palestinians’ oppression and they I tried to inform my cousins about how buying that brand of hummus contributes to Palestinians’ oppression and they hurled the slur “woke” at me. I was wokeshamed.
by Alev May 20, 2022
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Wokebesity

The realization from fat people that they're not just obese, they seriously not cool making all those seemingly cool, fat manoeuvres.
My wokebesity is getting to me. I am both fat, AND stupid!
by Mrrogers257 July 13, 2022
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Wokesploitation

When someone tries to appeal to the woke masses (especially Generation Z) who are hypersensitive to sharing of emotions, for shameless personal or corporate gain, dopamine, self gratification, etc.
"Wow did you see BRADEN WALLAKE's WOKESPLOITATION post on LinkedIn? What a fake a** m*f*. So many saps feel for that sh*t!"
by Ximmar August 12, 2022
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wokecel

An individual whose hubris in adopting an obsessive or deliberately obtuse approach to all aspects of their existence renders them repulsive to potential affection, especially as they seek to impose their ideologies.

An approach which is overall and on balance harmful to society, ignores context and counterpoints, and is ignorant of the wider ramifications of the position taken.

Under the pretense of being politically correct, the "woke" person is, ironically, asleep, and though ostensible sexually free they are in fact unknowingly celibate in that they are ignorant of or unconcerned by the harms caused by their actions.
Wow, she's pretty but she opens her mouth and the wokecel cracks it...
by Vera City September 13, 2022
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Wokeism

Is it really killing creativity? Is that the problem? Or is it that the creatives aren’t being paid for their work and then they stop creating? Because they need, like, food and stuff and can’t spend all their time writing if they have to, I don’t know, work 9 days in a row and then debate whether or not to walk 4 miles to the laundromat to get quarters on the tenth day and spend all day doing laundry (because your whore of a wife won’t fuck me and I have to do it myself) and then either clean my house or not because because to fuck your slutty wife I need my house to be clean and then I have 1 day off after that before I have to work again. I mean I find time but I’m a genius and the plurality of my thought is so vast that were the ocean to disappear tomorrow, I could refill it with my mind. But not everyone is like me. You need to pay creatives.
Hym “Yeah... It’s not the wokeism...”
by Hym Iam December 4, 2022
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