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wohk-sel
noun
a deluded and easily manipulated human being, who due to indoctrination by the MSM and liberalism, is so severely woke that they take on certain qualities of an incel such as being socially intolerable and irrational and suffering from all-or-nothing thinking, victim stance, defensiveness, blaming, and other thought errors. Because of their cognitive errors, wokecels often refuse to admit they are wrong despite being presented with solid evidence of the contrary.
The wokecels would rather put male rapists in women's prisons than admit that wearing lipstick doesn't turn a man into a woman.
wokecel by Kelsea6799 November 11, 2022
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An individual whose hubris in adopting an obsessive or deliberately obtuse approach to all aspects of their existence renders them repulsive to potential affection, especially as they seek to impose their ideologies.

An approach which is overall and on balance harmful to society, ignores context and counterpoints, and is ignorant of the wider ramifications of the position taken.

Under the pretense of being politically correct, the "woke" person is, ironically, asleep, and though ostensible sexually free they are in fact unknowingly celibate in that they are ignorant of or unconcerned by the harms caused by their actions.
Wow, she's pretty but she opens her mouth and the wokecel cracks it...
wokecel by Vera City September 13, 2022
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An incel that supports trans rights, gay rights, or uses BlueSky.
"Dude Manic and Japantown are such wokecels!"
Wokecel by t3aperson August 27, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012