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Turkey legs

small snappy legs, usualy on someone with a large upper body similar to a funnel
by don May 31, 2004
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turdberg

A turd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. Similar to an iceberg, except found in much "shittier" locations.
"Wow, I just took a huge dump and there's a turd that's sticking partway above the water!" "Sounds like you just made a turdberg... fat chance you'll get that sucker to flush!"
by Brian Feldman July 23, 2008
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Turkish sandbar

The act of covering your entire penis with glue and then while it is still wet, rubbing sand all over it. When it is completely dry, give your partner surprise buttsex. This will leave your partner in unbearable pain.
Turkish man: "I gave my wife the good ol' Turkish sandbar while she was sleeping because she cheated on me

American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "
by Notarealcamel February 9, 2014
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turks and caicos

best vacation spot in the carribean
we had a blast in turks and caicos
by amanda737 June 17, 2008
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The phrase "The Turtles are getting Curious" means that you are currently holding in a shit that feels like one of the logs is poking its head out of your ass like a turtle does with its shell.
"Man, the turtles are getting curious, its poppin' its head out. I can't hold this *borrence* much longer."
by Diego August 10, 2003
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Turtle fuck

Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.
Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!
by Jolecage June 18, 2008
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wild turkey

A alcholic beverage that will make you walk side-ways, and make the ugliest girls look pretty!
I cant believe I fucked that fat chick side-ways after I drank that WILD TURKEY last night!
by Ryan B July 24, 2003
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