small snappy legs, usualy on someone with a large upper body similar to a funnel
by don May 31, 2004
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The act of a clean shaven male holding his penis by the head with his hand while exposing his cock & scrotum to an unsuspecting victim. therefore appearing to be holding up an upside down turkey leg. The act is simply done for shock purposes.
"Hey man, I walked into the kitchen with five party guests and Alan was standing there turkey leg in hand. Little surprised."
by K.Sizzle August 2, 2009
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A 750 mL bottle of Wild Turkey.
"Oh man, that 48-minute version of Freebird was sweet. Let's kill a turkey leg before the encore."

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"I'm sorry officer, one minute I was cracking open a turkey leg, next thing I knew I woke up in an ice cream truck wearing children's underpants."

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"Dude 1: Hey, man, last night I had a turkey leg and couldn't feel my dick afterwards.
Dude 2: Wow."
by Lord of the Bling$ March 13, 2008
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The epitome of the well fed
American teenage girl. Still young enough to be relatively fine, will probably go to trailer whale status later in life. Big meaty dancer Paula Abdul legs. Yum!
Ah! Here comes turkey legs again.
by Harry Palms May 8, 2004
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A group of Cognac swilling folk who come into a bar right before last call and of course dont tip.
Upon arrival you may hear a bartender say "Oh man, I didnt order any turkey legs!"
by Oilclerk December 5, 2011
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(N) The result of going to the Georgetown Oktoberfest and convince your wife to dip her foot in chocolate so you can lick it off her and make her friends uncomfortable
Chelsey gave Hector a turkey leg last year and now they’re not allowed back in the festival.
by CanWinkWithBothEyes September 6, 2021
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