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Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.
Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!
by Jolecage June 19, 2008
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When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF
{Sneaks up from behind Joe Snuffy} Ow, what the fuck you hit me in the head for?
by anonymous August 3, 2004
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The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.
What happened to my table?

Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!
by SxEx March 11, 2009
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Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle
by master-debater66665 July 17, 2009
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To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit
John: I need a light for my cigarette.
Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.
by jiblair July 7, 2005
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When you do your bitch doggie style under the coffee table, when she sticks her head out the other side you punch it. Hince the word turtle fuck
Joseph turtle fucked his old lady that is why she has a knot on the back of her head
by Made Man August 21, 2006
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When the girl you are fuckin just wants to lay on her back while you stick your cock in her shell. She Will refuse to do any sort of work and rather just last there legs wide open and motionless. (Sometimes groaning like a turtle during mating *see youtube*)
"baby im tired you get on top and work it...noooo i jus wanna lay hereeeee" YOU HAVE A CLASSIC TURTLE FUCK ON YOUR HANDS
by bfica287 November 13, 2009
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