Todesca

n. definitively "the man", sometimes referred to as a golden god

"Oh my god, I want to have Todesca's children! I worship him."

by GaH@!@!@!@! January 19, 2004

todaysnoise

Current sensationalist news

Todaysnoise is poised to be tomorrow's forgotten choice.

by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009

Toddler Cocktail

a alcoholic mixed drink made from apple juice, vodka, and frozen rasberries.

" Monica, can you make a Toddler Cocktail."

by Coastie Wifey April 20, 2010

Todd the Ornament

You say your are going to do something, talk about it to everyone but then you don't.

Yea, why does that guy always todd the ornament?

by hermithouseporkchop January 27, 2011

Today Notice

When giving your employer notice of your resignation, you kindly offer a "today notice" rather than a "two week" notice.

Disgruntled Employee: "On 'Bring Your Child to Work Day' my boss told me that he didn't care that it was raining, I still had to walk 6 blocks to pick up some cupcakes for his fat kid."

Friend: "What did you do?"

Disgruntled Employee: "I turned in my 'today notice.' I quit today."

by Memphis in your review mirror. May 21, 2011

Toddled

When you get blind-sided by someone that is seemingly harmless; based upon the character Todd in Breaking Bad.

Bob's report was not up to his usual work, and the boss toddled him.

by Mr Dilbert June 6, 2015

Todding

"Your son is the only 10u player on our team that is going to play college baseball on the D-1 level" You are not even sure your 10 year old player will want to play next year at 11.

Todding: The act of blowing complete and utter bullshit (sunshine) up someone's ass about their son/daughter's athletic ability.

by The Gambling Buzz March 19, 2018