When you get blind-sided by someone that is seemingly harmless; based upon the character Todd in Breaking Bad.
Bob's report was not up to his usual work, and the boss toddled him.
by Mr Dilbert June 5, 2015
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A fat teacher in my school first name Rick. Toddles is a nickname given to him cuz he waddles when he walks!
Me:Hey did u see Toddles in health class today god is he fat
You: Yah he should die of obesity
by I dislike School November 18, 2005
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Noun. A very small and unsteady toddler; the pre-toddler stage of child development, usually follows immediately after baby.

Also, present tense of the verb 'to toddle.'
William was a toddling at about fifteen months before he became a toddler proper.

Tom came toddling in from the kitchen, with a bottle of beer he'd just found in the fridge.
by Stuart Concannon March 2, 2005
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1. To plagiarize.
2. To use and pass off the artwork, ideas, or writings of another as one's own.

The painting was not an original idea; it was toddled from an artist.
by oddbob April 24, 2007
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1. Noun- when a person is so stone drunk, that they resemble a toddler; in throwing up and not being able to talk, walk, pick up women, etc.

2. Verb- to act like a toddle
1. "Aww, dude you're such a toddle! Why can't you hold your beer?!"

2. "Dude stop toddling around! You're embarrassing yourself!"
by P,L,L,AMUD June 26, 2011
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A baby that offers Blowjobs at low prices.
"Man that toddle gave a great dick suck, and for only 2 dollars!"
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To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults in order to escape facing responsibilities.
Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.
by rperazag May 11, 2010
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