A case of the Mondays

A commonly felt situation in which oneself is drug out of his natural habitat and pushed into an environment where he must work to feed himself and/or his family. Typically accompanied with feelings of dread, hopelessness, and existential meltdowns.

VA Tech Student: Run, the asian kid has a case of the mondays!

by Phillip J Nordhus May 25, 2008

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Popping a Chubby on the D-floor

The act of gaining up to 3/4 of an erection whilst suggestively dancing with a partner on a dancefloor.

-The day after Popping a Chubby on the D-floor-

Patrick: Hey dude how was clubbing last night?

Guy: Not bad, I popped several chubbies on the D-floor.

Patrick: Solid.

by FooteGuy December 8, 2010

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like a deer in the headlines

The facial expression we have come to know - panic-stricken, wide-eyed and immobilized, not knowing which way to run, realizing that your crimes, sins and errors of judgement are suddenly America's number one topic.

The movie mogul had figured no one would ever talk, and if they did, who would believe them, yet here he stood, cameras on him from all sides, barraged by shouting reporters, like a deer in the headlines.

by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

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punch a baby whale in the face

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.

"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010

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