Teast

A word which originated in the rich New York suburb of Scarsdale. Its founders are rich white teenagers, who being exempt from inner city slang but still attracted to it, invented their own shitty version. Teast´s meaning varies from user to user, from day to day, from tool to tool. It can, simultaneously, be a reference to sexual acts, and be used as an expression of ´cool´. Such a problem is that most people in Scarsdale don´t understand the definition of the word ´cool´ itself. Hence the various problems in defining the word ´teast´.

Exampe n. 1:

John: dude, that party in Edgewood was amazing. I got so high!

Sam: Dude, so teast!

Example. 2:

Dan: That girl I deflowered was so teast!

by bjornismymothersname August 30, 2009

Pinky Test

You(a female) takes her hand(flat) and inderts fingers starting with the index into her pussy until it hurts or it wont fit anymore. & when she hits the pink she's a whore. & if she makes it to the thumb she's fisting and should kill herself.

Dude idk if i'd fit so i made he do the pinky test and she got to the ring finger. Thank god kuz if he hit the pinky i was outta there!

by D.Dizzle3 October 2, 2008

Test

Any sheet of paper or papers that are completely impossible to answer because not even half of those questions were on the review. (Look for "Review")

"🎶Uh, teacher, I ain't playing with you. Question 3 wasn't on the review. Fuck this test and fuck you too."

by ilovedory January 24, 2015

drug test

a drug test is something that a teenage stoner fears.

Mom: we have a doctors appointment tomorrow
Teenage stoner: fuck i hope i don't have to take a drug test

by thehomie42069 April 6, 2021

The Parent Test

Just for Matt's use.

Mom & Dad are sitting at home. You decide to pay them a visit, bringing your new friend in tow. They are suprised to find you in the company of this person and ask all sorts of odd questions. Questions you might ask in a group; as icebreakers. They dont know this person so it seems only natural I suppose. After a few hours of this "talking" you suggest that you ought to get going. Your parents express a sincere appreciation for your new friend and show that they would like them to return sometime in the near future, for more such "talks." You feel the tension leave you as you depart, a job well done

by Aaron September 20, 2004

The Geek Test

When a girl turns up to a male geek's room in the night wearing a jacket and no top. If he notices you're topless or mentions it, he's passed. If he doesn't get that your boobs are out, he has failed the geek test. Bra is optional depending on how much of a geek this guy could be.
Guys can also do this test, obviously without a bra, but it works much better when women do it.

Good luck!

Janey: I tried geek testing that internet geek yesterday. Don't think he noticed :(
Brenda: omg he failed the geek test?!
Janey: I know right!

by nirmy April 11, 2013

dip test

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.

I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.

by Tim June 3, 2004