A technique used to gauge the width of another one's gluteas maximus. By putting the tips of ones thumbs together (palms down) and extending both pinkies one can now determine if the ass they are eyeing can fit between the pinkies.
Travis, check out the ass on that swilly. Buy me a beer... I am going to go administer the pinky test.
by DTRAIN March 29, 2005
before you give oral sex to a female insert your pinky finger and smell before you decide to proceed
by lofiEddie September 8, 2006
A method created due to the movie "Teeth" where a vagina with a full set of chompers bites off a dick.
When one is overly paranoid after seeing the film, a pinkie is carefully put in the vagina first inorder to be sure there won't be any "surprises."
When one is overly paranoid after seeing the film, a pinkie is carefully put in the vagina first inorder to be sure there won't be any "surprises."
Shit - I just saw the movie "Teeth" and will NEVER be the same again. I vow to forever use the pinkie test.
by Rexperience January 7, 2010
You(a female) takes her hand(flat) and inderts fingers starting with the index into her pussy until it hurts or it wont fit anymore. & when she hits the pink she's a whore. & if she makes it to the thumb she's fisting and should kill herself.
Dude idk if i'd fit so i made he do the pinky test and she got to the ring finger. Thank god kuz if he hit the pinky i was outta there!
by D.Dizzle3 August 7, 2008
A stinky pinkie test is a ritual a conscientious female might perform before engaging in sexual activity.
I went to the ladies' room and passed the stinky pinkie test, so I knew I could let this guy go ahead and eat at the y.
My stinky pinkie test was made of fail, so I turned on the tap and took a whore's bath and went back to the pig roast.
My stinky pinkie test was made of fail, so I turned on the tap and took a whore's bath and went back to the pig roast.
by THEViolator February 19, 2009
The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.
by Taj manzoor January 3, 2023