The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.
Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"
Priest: "same"
by Jimmy big nuts February 27, 2019
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Get the Swamp mug.When you hold in a poop in a car with the seat heater on and your poop starts to water down and it runs down your butt.
by shit mc D May 15, 2015
Get the swamp ass mug.Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!
I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!
by J-t-A July 28, 2025
Get the Swamp-Wonky mug.Only the most woke of the wokest kids will ever be woke enough to get into Swamp Gang. Usually found in small creeks and shady rooms where they hotbox with their vape. Swamp Gang is described as the dark knights that realms around in Haugesund.
Yo bro, have you heard about Swamp Gang?
- Fuck yea bruv, I really wish I was woke enough to become a Swamp Gang member.
- Fuck yea bruv, I really wish I was woke enough to become a Swamp Gang member.
by Jånni May 13, 2019
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Get the Swamp mug.Pitcher: “Gonna go for slider inside” <<Pitched>>- <<WHACK>>
Announcer: “ Oh My! He hung that slider and ended up being a Swamp Donkey!”
Announcer: “ Oh My! He hung that slider and ended up being a Swamp Donkey!”
by SwampDonkey_1013 May 24, 2022
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