Ninja gift

The gift you never saw coming.

Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"

by RealNaughtyRN January 19, 2011

Ninja Leprechauns

A recreational kickball team in Southeastern Wisconsin. Established by natives of Racine, WI, it's motto is "Ball Kickin', Clover Pickin'!"

Yay! The Ninja Leprechauns went 1-12 this season!!

by Ninja McFukui April 29, 2011

ninja squid

A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.

"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

ninja bride

A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.

- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!

by vibrotomographed January 19, 2017

Ninja diffuse

When an underage girl has an abortion without the knowledge of her parents

I got jenna pregnant, but she ninja diffused the kid so her parents dont know what happened.

by Urban Duude March 14, 2021

ninja cock

A giant cock that hits a bitch so hard she can't feel or even comprehend it's awesomeness, and therefore cums 9,200 times after the ninja cock leaves.

Women become pregnant by the mere thought of it. It is impossible to ignore. Shit, the ninja cock is inescapable and every bitch feels it before she dies.

by bleeding gums murphy April 22, 2005

ninja'd

1). Quick, stealthy appearance or escape.
2). Sneak attack from behind. In video games, often with a knife.

I was on de_dust2 and he was the last guy left, so I went the other way, pulled out my knife and ninja'd him right in the back.

by Liquidnumb October 10, 2005