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Messenger ADHD

Having multiple messenger tabs for contacts open for example: Facebook, MSN messenger, Yahoo messenger ect. Thinking that you are concentrating on all at the same time, but kind of not following all the conversations.
Jeesh! John just typed me something completely out of context what we were discussing, I think it might have been meant for one of his other messenger tabs...he's suffering from messenger ADHD.
by pastryplease December 25, 2009
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message archive

Systematic approach to saving and protecting the data contained in a message so it can be promptly accessed
Message archive can contain Athousandfold Yourposts Aswell Intouch Helpu 4urbusiness.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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messturbation

Messturbation means whacking off and not cleaning up.
Frodo: What's that gunk all over the bathroom walls?

Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.

Frodo: What a pig!
by scodder October 14, 2012
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messy ass

Messy ass-when someone's ass is so flat that not even leggings make it look like they have a ass.
Did you see tori's messy ass.
by McChickenhasnoass666 November 17, 2016
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Message tower

When delirious from sleep deprivation, or inebriated from intoxicants (generally uppers like amphetamines, but at times downers such as heroin) the afflicted will respond to questions/conversation with nonsense or gibberish, although often it may-at least in part tie in to the subject leaving the witness confused as to what they had justy heard. Most times the afflicted will only"message tower" past the first question, causing them to realize what they just said made no sense and waking them from the confused dream like state.
Yeah, brandon was up for five days and started to message tower "it's fun to watch the kittens play" at his moms. They dont have kittens at his mom's.
by Enki88 June 30, 2019
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Facebook Messiah

Person who takes-over your facebook and gets WAY more comments impersonating you, then you normally would receive.
Man you hack on to my facebook and get more comments then i would. Your the fucking Facebook Messiah
by Lo440393 March 12, 2011
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A Messenger

A person that is not a ginger but has red facial/ pubic hair that reports classified information of non gingers to the ginger community.
by Dr. Dyke June 14, 2011
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