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Beard Magic

1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.

2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.
Used in a sentence:

1:

"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."

or

"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."

2:

"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."

"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."
by agentlorneue September 28, 2009
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magick brownies

Oh man! Brooks just baked some more magick brownies!
by KC November 27, 2003
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Magikarping

When you flop around on your partner like a Magikarp, thus entering the sex position Magikarping (WARNING: May cause you to evolve into a Gyarados and use Hydro Pump)
I was having sex with my girlfriend and started flopping around on her like a Magikarp to preform the Magikarping sex position.
by Brony/KTD December 11, 2013
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magic wand

If there's a little dung,
Please use the magic wand!
by dildo777 September 6, 2018
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Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast the carpet-rider while another guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.
Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!
by eda-skip September 21, 2022
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Magical H Chord

It's when a talented guitarist places their fingers on a guitar and strums. Praying they make a good sound, most of the time they don't. But when they do they will play it off like they intended to do it.
Look at that faggot playing his Magical H chords
by MY NIGGA November 5, 2014
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Magically Delicious

A term of endearment or pet name given to a smaller man by a much larger man (usually in the penitentiary) indicating an aggressive homosexual attraction by the larger man
Bubba turned to his friend as they looked down on the short man wearing very tight pants walking by. That fool looks Magically Delicious homie, Bubba said.
by William of Nelson May 9, 2018
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