He comes off as an obnoxious buttfuck because he is one. He was raised by the two worst parents in the world and still lives in their basement. He tends to live in the past or future, but early the present. He doesn't have any manners what so ever and can often be heard saying 'fuck' very loudly with children present. He acts as if he is some sort of gift from God, when in fact he actually lies, steals, cheats, manipulates and beats the fuck out of women. He tries to pretend he has ' changed', when in fact the only thing that's changed is his hairstyle. He has false expectations and has no idea what the fuck he is doing 99% of the time. He thinks he's a ladies man, when he actually scares most women. He masterbates with a friend sitting right next to them and feels no shame in doing so. Julian is the epitomy of classless and white trashy.
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'To be Julianed' (past participle of verb)
"I fucking got 'Julianed' again last night.. Every single time he says let's just have a few drinks as I've got important day at work tomorrow I end up with no memory and wondering what I'm doing with my life!!"
Definition:To be plied with an excessive amount of a variety of different alcohols typically starting with lager followed by intermittent Jagers (bombing is optional) and finishing with gallons of wine... Physiological symptoms include a strongly altered state of mind , extremely alcoholised: regrettably, see also Cunted, Mullered, hammered, smashed , rat arsed, trolleyed, wankered, ball bagged, 3 sheets to the wind.
Noun: Julianed.
"I am fucking Julianed!!"
'To be Julianed' (past participle of verb)
"I fucking got 'Julianed' again last night.. Every single time he says let's just have a few drinks as I've got important day at work tomorrow I end up with no memory and wondering what I'm doing with my life!!"
Definition:To be plied with an excessive amount of a variety of different alcohols typically starting with lager followed by intermittent Jagers (bombing is optional) and finishing with gallons of wine... Physiological symptoms include a strongly altered state of mind , extremely alcoholised: regrettably, see also Cunted, Mullered, hammered, smashed , rat arsed, trolleyed, wankered, ball bagged, 3 sheets to the wind.
Noun: Julianed.
"I am fucking Julianed!!"
Julianed! :past participle of verb)
"I fucking got 'Julianed' again last night.. Every single time he says let's just have a few drinks as I've got important day at work tomorrow I end up with no memory and wondering what I'm doing with My life!!
"I fucking got 'Julianed' again last night.. Every single time he says let's just have a few drinks as I've got important day at work tomorrow I end up with no memory and wondering what I'm doing with My life!!
by Paolo Leonardo December 15, 2016
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A person who is super funny and knows how to party ,but also knows how to lend a helping hand when needed.
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Person one: WOW she has an amazing smile I wonder who that is?
Person two: oh that must be Julianne she the nicest person ever
Person two: oh that must be Julianne she the nicest person ever
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