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Bad Drivers

People who either cluelessly or knowingly cannot drive properly. Female bad drivers tend to cluelessly do a bad job, while male bad drivers tend to drive poorly because they're assholes and don't care about others. Bad drivers kill many innocent people every day. Some countries, like the US, Russia, and China are infested with bad drivers, while other places like Europe, India, Africa, Latin America etc tend to have better drivers.

95% of car accidents have their roots from bad drivers. Many people needlessly die, including bad drivers themselves. So next time you honk at someone who runs a stop sign and almost hits you, don't feel too bad, because maybe next time they do it there will be a kid on a bike instead of you there.
Bad Drivers are perhaps society's most common annoyance.
by jack209 August 24, 2020
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Brongus Drive

A hellish place full of mentally ill people and/or idiots who have never felt the warmth of a woman.

hell itself
“hey, have you heard of Brongus Drive? it’s pretty cool except for this one member, Sloop. That member sucks ass
by sloop_ December 17, 2020
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thadooking or thadook driving

"Thadook" is the the sound made by a car's tires as it it hits the small reflective square lane markers. Thadook driving is the technique used while under the influence or otherwise distracted to echo-locate your vector on the road. When one stops hearing the steady, repeative "thadook...thadook...thadook", one knows to brace for the impact.
I was thadooking down the road when it went silent and I think I went airborne. I was able to crawl from the wreckage with the dimebag and walk home.
by George P. Burdell March 9, 2005
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drives to the mailbox

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.
My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.
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drive by insult

When you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-passenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. Turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.
*father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street*
Driveby insult guy: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS!!!!

*guy unloading signs from pickup truck*
DBIG: GO FUCK YOUR SIGNS!!!

DBIG: AHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHEAEEAEAGHA!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults
by asdfsa September 9, 2006
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Gravity Driving

The act of letting the car slide while being on Neutral.
Gravity Drive is often used after accelerating and then shifting to Neutral, to save gas when critically needed.
"Boris, you're low on gas. You should consider Gravity Driving until we get to a gas station."
by Asaf September 5, 2005
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Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.
Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.
by Wazza2404 October 29, 2008
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