chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023

chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 13, 2023

chairo syamail maulana

Chairo syamail maulana is the most acedemically strong person i know, but they are slow thinkers when preasured, and he will rage if you make fun of him, if youre not his friend

Person 1 : wotermelon
chairo syamail maulana : wotermewon

by NameLess.Lizzerdd August 15, 2023

Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?

by Chair_Guy August 30, 2023

Chairplant

The act of farting ass particles into a couch or fabric covered chair that retains the stench of such rectum disfunction for a prolonged period of time.

Gary chairplanted an ungodly smell in that couch. I would not sit there!

by Shnabby September 2, 2023

Chair

Chair. Tf you expect dawg?

Bro actually looked up "Chair" on Urban Dictionary

by anonymous May 11, 2023

Chairoum

Who the fuck names their child this? Who defined this word? A Chairoum will have a giant cock and be very athletic, often having many friends but only like some of them. Ambitious yet lazy figures. Often does unpredictable, yet not unreasonable things.

All he does is play video games and claim to be funny on the internet, god he's such a Chairoum

Only a Chairoum would do something like that, like who puts cereal in a jar?

by Goobahooters June 18, 2023