Windham County, CT

Windham County, also referred to as the “quiet corner” of CT is a county where literally nothing happens.

The only times this county even gets brought up is when the occasional serial killer gets found hiding out in either Killingly or Plainfield.

Anything fun requires at least an hour drive in any direction from the county.

Fun Fact: Windham County is only county in New England who voted for Trump in both 2020 and 2024.

News Reporter: BREAKING NEWS: Serial Killer found hiding in plain sight in Windham County, CT?

Resident: That’s like the 5th one this month!

by bigdickdaniel420 October 31, 2025

Coryell County

See: Hell
Hate it but gotta love it at the same time even though it's a little Podunk town.

Living in Coryell County is like being stuck in a big-ass rut.

by -Opi- October 7, 2008

Stafford County Spark Plug

The act of sticking the fat end of a fork into ones penis, sticking the prongs into an electrical outlet, then shocking yourself until sufficient pleasure has been achieved

Gert: Yo, I gave Tashnishuh a Stafford County Spark Plug yesterday behind the Sheetz
Michael: could I receive one of those gang?
Gert: of course my brotha’

by Fooligan Dictionary October 20, 2025

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

by anonymous June 16, 2023

Ada County Cops

The Modern Brown Shirts Of Idaho trained to Arrest and Oppress with no other reason but to make money for the department and government, they get off to filing false reports to further their massive Racketeering operation and Intimidate people into taking plea deals

You were arrested for something you didn't do??? Must of been Ada County Cops!

by The Man who knows to much June 9, 2022

Noble County Rodeo

While you and your girl are giong at it doggy-style call her by her sisters name and have your buddies jump out of the closet at the same time and see how long you can hold on. If you can ride it for 8 seconds you have accomplished something.

The wife and I had a Noble County Rodeo experience last night.

by patrolman_todd November 12, 2007

Rowan County Early College

The school of idiots, all the teachers think they're the most important teacher and think they're over the college campus. You have no rights as a Sophomore because the idiot Sophomores last year abused their power. One teacher will tell you one thing and the other teacher will tell you something completely different and its both about the same thing. Teachers dont talk amongst wach other and dont even have the braincells to even come up with a univeral answer. The teacher arw like little devils because they will write you up for being in the cafeteria after 10:30 when at the beginning of the year they said you can after morning classes. We have balding middle agged men and women who think theyre the overlord of the school. Students are special as hell and are racist. The whole school are the copy-cats with their "houses", basically a rip of Hogwarts they use to do things every Wednesday.

Guy1: Remember when our friend studied at the Rowan County Early College ?
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault

by Slahser October 3, 2023