Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.

George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.

by Michael Osmolak April 11, 2008

Blumpkin

A Blumpkin is recieving oral intercourse while taking a shit

"yo i was getting a blumpkin in the outhouse the only thing is she didnt know it was a blumpkin.'

by BlumpkinKing July 15, 2009

Blumming

To screw up.
To screw someone in the ass
to screw someone over.

"Look at that guy, he's blumming Mike out of money for his kids"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"

by Mike T 26101 August 4, 2007

Blumpy

a sexual act involving a man on the toilet taking a dump while being sucked off by another man.

"Hey big fella, I have to take a crap, want to go into the dunny with me and pleasure me with a blumpy?"

by best demolisher July 3, 2008

Blumpkini

A blumpkini is the act of peeing and pooping at the same time. Although this most commonly happens on the toilet, you can also perform a blumpkini in bed!

Peter- "Hey Emma, did you do number one or number two in the bathroom?

Emma- "I did both, in the form of a blumpkini!"

by Peter Bergstrom February 21, 2009

blumpky

When you gettin dome when you taken a doo doo.

man yo moms gives good blumpkys

by Citystars September 21, 2003

Blummin'

So upset you can't even cry.

Vanessa: I'm blummin'. I woke up with hickeys all over my neck from Scott! So gross!!

Emily: Wow, I'd be blummin' too!.. Must've been some good champagne.

by BigBrotha November 30, 2013