apple computer

crap; slow as fuck

My apple computer is still downloading a page from yesterday.

by Alexa July 2, 2003

baby's arm holding an apple

Having an extremly large penis.

John: My dick is so big it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

by Z-Rizzle September 16, 2006

apple computer

A weaksauce way of using a "computer."

Apple Computers lick ass!

by The Jinj July 3, 2003

apple bong

it's when you take an apple, drill a hole through the middle, and stick marijuana in it.

Hao ate some of an apple bong and it came out in his shit.

by Amanda Hsiao June 8, 2003

Candy Apple Steamer

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

by Jimmy C. May 10, 2005

Apple Year

The amount of time it takes an Apple product to get old, from the day it is purchased. An Apple Year is usually less than one month, although it depends based on the product

I can't believe this! I bought the iPad just an Apple Year ago, and now they're coming out with a new one!

by imamac March 24, 2012

apple computer

a large, cumbersome, ugly, expensive paperweight

"The theif stole my papers, but not the colorful apple computer I was using to hold them down."

by the sheepherder July 5, 2003