asianness

a word to describe those who are of asian descent.

I admire your asianness, Caden.

by theblackhood June 15, 2018

Asian Alarm Clock

To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.

Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.

by brown_nose_bobby July 2, 2019

Asia

Asia is beautiful and a loving person who is sometimes depressed but when she is around her friends she is the happiest person alive she is beautiful and smart and overall amazing ~UwU

Asia is hot

by Thatowogurl November 21, 2019

Asian Kevin

Rich ass E-boi

This Asian Kevin nigga ain't as cool as Mexican Kevin

by niggafagott November 30, 2019

Asian

Someone that has good grades and knows everything and has parents that will kill you if you got a b or lower on a test.

My Asian parents got mad at me when I got a 95 on the test

by FLOOR_GANG January 19, 2020

Asian Kid Energy

Being disturbingly good at mundane tasks, or mastering a difficult skill at a young age. This term can apply to all races tho. This term comes from the numerous videos of Asian kids performing insane feats, usually found on Facebook or Youtube.

Note that whatever is performed has to be unusual in some way, shape or form. Daft Hands, calculator covers of songs, etc.

,, Ayo, have you seen that video of some guy playing Senbonzakura on three calculators?''
,, No way, how does he do that?''
,, Asian kid energy, that's how.''

by McAlpa April 4, 2020

asiansplain

someone (of an Asian descent) explains something (of Asian culture) to someone, not of obvious Asian descent, with the assumption that they lack the cultural knowledge.

Sophia Chan: Soup dumplings are sort of like pasta with a meatball inside and broth!
Lukasz Miller: Please don't asiansplain what a soup dumpling is to me. My ex-girlfriend was Chinese.

by me_soph June 10, 2020