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The Bacon Hammock 

The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.
Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?

Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.

Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.

Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.

The Bober Gang 

The Bober Gang is a group formed on Yahoo! Answers that harasses the hunting page constantly here are the members of it:

Joe Bober
Joe Bober (Reloaded)
Fred Durst
Jersey Joker
Joe Bober The 4th
Joe Bober The 4th (Reloaded)
Crith Angel
Flava Flav
Annie Oakleaf's Clone
Fatefinger's Clone
85
TheBoberGang
TheArmyOf Bober
Bober-Mod

Please note that 85 has not shown up in a long, long time and we believe that he has been taken down.

Some People Have Formed A Fight Against Joe Bober and his men they are:

Annie Oakleaf
Fatefinger
D.J.
treb-reporting bober since 2009
Reb
Randy
Mr. Gregg Andrews
Mountain Man
Judge
Boondock Saint
Saliva Man
.700 Nitro
Judge
bobbo342 ~is this the change~
dca2003311@yahoo.com
Qbnsizzle
RUGERIZMISTICNESS Bober junter
Ruger
and many more but those are the main ones

those are the rivals of Joe Bober, so far they have gained little if any ground but must keep going at it to end this once and for all so that Joe Bober will be forever banned from Yahoo! Answers!
The Bober Gang Is The Worst Idea Since Democrats!!
The Bober Gang by Saliva Man November 9, 2009

the broiler 

when you are outdoors banging, and you subsequently cum on a lady's chest and leave it there letting it bake in the sun
I took Samantha out to Rittenhouse Square, and I gave her the broiler. She didn't even thank me!
the broiler by crexac April 20, 2010

The Belgium

A unit of measurement.

Wales has, for decades, been used in the UK as a standard of measurement, not just of land mass but also of population, annual rain fall, tourist numbers and exports. After entering the European Union, British switched to the Belgium, on the whole, to using metric units of measurement.

The 'Belgium' is the European standard of measurement now. It has almost completely eliminated the usage of the 'Wales' in this respect. Belgium is about 1½ times the size of Wales, approximately 30,000 km2.
Belgium is roughly the size of The Belgium.

An area of Amazon rainforest the size of Belgium has been hacked down in one year.
The Belgium by freddie1980 May 3, 2010

the Byers remorse

An individual experiences the "Byers remorse" when, after having loudly proclaimed to his friends and acquaintances that he will no longer have sex with unnatractive women, he proceeds to have sex with unnatractive women and then loudly proclaims his regrets to the aformentioned friends and acquaintances.
Did Billy bang that Hippo last night? I smell a case of the Byers remorse.
the Byers remorse by burge322 January 16, 2011

The Bergal 

The Bergal is a creature which some claim as legend, other a monster. The Bergal is commonly spotted once a year in the Poconos, where it migrates for the "old fashioned". The Bergal's diet has been speculated to be soft mushy bland roughage, as it has no teeth. Some have claimed to have spotted The Bergal roaming with a pack of Newfoundland dogs. These dogs are the only breed of dog that are attracted to the peculiar smell of The Bergal. This smell is unbearable to any human being. It is not known how The Bergal communicates, but some claim that The Bergal speaks by a series of grunts and coughs. The migration of The Bergal is prompted by the tides. If you are caught in the path of The Bergal's migration it will cause The Bergal to linger and you will be regaled of stories of it's past which are unbearable to listen to. The only known way to drive The Bergal away is to cover yourself in hot sauce. The Bergal is known to be very afraid of spicy things. It can also warded away by flatulence.
I was at the Westminster dog show last night when I heard the grunts of The Bergal. I was sure that it was The Bergal because the smell caused me to vomit uncontrollably.
The Bergal by Dante Mustachio April 4, 2011