smblog

msblog, a blog mailed by snailmail to a person without a computer or e-mail access.

Chucked mailed another smblog to Ted in Bassett.

by McLoon February 7, 2009

smile awhile

Fleetingly display happpiness

Even if your smile’s not as long as a mile, should you smile awhile you’ll retrieve your inner resources file.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Sailor's Diet

Consuming large quantities of male ejaculate on a consistent basis.

I hear Carolyn switched over to the Sailor's Diet when she entered college.

by Theoic September 26, 2010

Smilax

An emoticon that is sent via facsimile (fax), usually a smiley face.

Hey yo, did you get that smilax I sent you yesterday?

by GDawgOSU February 27, 2011

sailor bill syndrome

male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!

he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.

by michael foolsley June 12, 2011

SMILE

Similar to MILF, SMILE is an acronym for Sex Muffin I'd Like to Eat.

That woman has an amazing SMILE.

No doubt. She looks delicious.

by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013

Shilo

Shilo is the most beautiful person in the world she’s a bad ass and makes everyone mesmerized by her body shilo is typically a person with tons of friends and a shit load of weed with her at all times shilo is unique and stunning asf

Oooohhhhh daddy shilo💕🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑

by Oh mama May 12, 2018