Twerking his hog 

When your testosterone is overflowing so you start cranking your Johnson. Like your Hank Williams jr starts playing a lil tune and you gotta strum your chords till you climax

Yoooo no way, I just walked in on Jerry “Twerking his hog”. Or yeah low key might “Twerk my hog” later, been bricked for weeks

Twerking his hog by BigballerUrbanD April 4, 2025

go whole hog 

do something completely or thoroughly.

"George decided to go whole hog and join the Total Abstinence Society"

go whole hog by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

living high on the hog

have a luxurious lifestyle.

They've been living high on the hog ever since they won the lottery.

living high on the hog by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

Crank some hog 

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

Crank some hog by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Crank The Hog 

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

Crank The Hog by anonymous June 16, 2025

Crank the Hog

Passing up sex from your partner and telling her you’re going for a wank in the bathroom and not to come in. Also known as the Mitchell Adams

My Mrs was pissing me off so I so I decided to crank the hog instead

Crank the Hog by ILoveCracky January 9, 2026

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking references the physical motion of one's hand, while the hog refers to the penis.

Keep in mind, anyone can yoink the hog. Even if they do not possess the hog.

You: "I fucking love yoinking the hog!!!"

Yoinking the Hog by Idon'tknowanymore March 15, 2026