gnomed

Extreme intoxication resulting from consumption of adult beverages - taking a person to a state of intoxication where they are no longer coherent or function with the blank drunk stare on their face, resembling an inanimate lawn gnome.

Man 1 - "Dude, what happened to you last night?"
Man 2 - "Bro I was totally gnomed"

by The Sledgehammer October 30, 2007

gomer

Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.

Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"

by kOrVe72 December 10, 2010

gnomish marine corps

An awesome online gaming clan that plays America's Army, Call of Duty, and Planetside.
www.gnomishmarinecorps.net

man, the Gnomish Marine Corps just kicked my ass!

by Gnomer May 2, 2004

Gomer

Similar to a Chach in that a Gomer embodies an extreme level of douchebaggery. Used in the context of mockery. Generally less understood term, so good for face to face confrontation.

Guy from "My New Haircut" skit on Youtube
Anyone with a popped collar at any time
Anyone with an upside-down visor

That guy with the popped collar and the upside down visor with that haircut from Youtube is such a gomer.

by JJ UNL 517 December 30, 2007

Gomer

relating to an person who has a hot sister.

Yo, he's such a gomer!

by fire36fighter March 31, 2008

gomer

A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.

My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

gnomeicu

A ICQ client for GNU/Linux

What ICQ client do you run?
GnomeICU ofcourse!

by Hocce August 22, 2003