Dick Bagger

The relationship between David Bowie & Mick Jagger. Also the best ship name ever

Dick Bagger is real, just watch the Dancing in The Street music video

by the beetles July 31, 2016

dick of doom

The dreaded Dick of Doom is a feeling of being tired and totally wiped out that comes out of nowhere and slaps you in the face, ruining a fun-filled night out. Abandon all hope when the Dick of Doom appears. Your night is over.

Girl 1: Woo! Let's go to the next club!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't.
Girl 1: WHAT?!
Girl 2: The Dick of Doom just hit me hard.
Girl 1: Shit.

by Trombonafide October 5, 2017

dick bulge

When you have too much dick and lack of space in your pants so a lump is formed

Girl: He has a huge Dick Bulge
Guy: His pants are to small

by Yolo Boo December 9, 2013

dick on the rocks

It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.

I asked her what her favorite drink was, she told me she wanted some dick on the rocks.

by Pipeman the Intruder June 18, 2016

Dick Ripping

Dick Ripping - sarcastic way to express severe frustration.

Dick Ripping example - Your stupidity makes me so angry I ripped my dick off.

by asertgyqaergadrsfg May 16, 2016

Dick Donor

A name used to refer to:

1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.

As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.

See also: Richard Donor

1. Harry: “I’m hooking up with Dick Donor tonight.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Dick Donor last night.”

by Pro2000 August 25, 2013

Dick Joust

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017