Catch some shade

When visiting a nudist beach, intending to view a lot of the local "wildlife".

I went down to Holkham Naturist Beach last weekend to catch some shade, my eyes were popping out my head!

by Crazy II July 31, 2017

catch the one up top

To shoot someone with a bullet loaded in the chamber of a gun.

Yo James is trying to fight you.

I ain’t trying to throw hands if he fucks with me he gonna catch the one up top.

by EJontop September 14, 2018

Catcher’s mitt

Tricking someone with a handjob instead of penetration without their knowledge

I thought I was fucking her in the arse but she was giving me the catcher’s mitt

by Floppy1975 August 24, 2019

Catch 22

A phase used to describe a unwinnable problem. Where you can't win without all ready losing.

Guy1: I want to get out of this what do i need to do?
Guy2: You have to be mentally ill.
Guy1: I'm mentally ill, take me off!
Guy2: Your clearly not because you want off.
Guy1: Well Guy3 is clearly mentally ill, will you take him off?
Guy2: Yep but he has to ask me but that would mean that he's not mentally ill.
Guy1: Its a Catch 22!
Guy2: Exactly.

by V The Trap November 11, 2020

Bench Coach

A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.

Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.

by Richard Kirshen October 27, 2003

sunshine coach

UK equiv. of short bus.

Oh no! Not the Sunshine Coach!

by oracle March 12, 2004

cow catch

a grill on the front of a vehicle, typically a train, intended to push objects (esp. livestock) out of the way

The cow catch knocked the protester off the train tracks.

by tdlier June 17, 2009