Definitions by Floppy1975

Treejew 

The little Jesus on top of a Christmas tree

This year’s Christmas tree is too big, we don’t have the right sized treejew

Treejew by Floppy1975 August 25, 2019

Angry piñata 

When a person has their mouth full and you unexpectedly slap them so hard that:
- their mouth cracks open
- the contents fly out

I was trying to feel her up in the bar, ended up with an angry piñata !

Don’t talk with your mouth full or I’ll give you an angry piñata!

Angry piñata by Floppy1975 August 24, 2019

Catcher’s mitt 

Tricking someone with a handjob instead of penetration without their knowledge

I thought I was fucking her in the arse but she was giving me the catcher’s mitt

Catcher’s mitt by Floppy1975 August 24, 2019

Paddy field

Synonym for party full of Irishmen

Tuesday, that club was a real paddy field

Paddy field by Floppy1975 August 24, 2019