Sofia Cano seems really shy but once you get to meet her she is one of the best people you'll meet in your lifetime she is a very kind and sweet person she does not tolerate any kind of meanness especially with her friends. When she's in school and in class with her friends she will be a little crazy and out of her mind but she is truly the kindest and sweetest she will always make sure to include everyone even if she doesn't like she is truly the most beautiful girl with clear skin perfect hair and a nice personality. She truly is the best person you'll meet in your life time and sometimes she will be a little crazy and awkward but she truly is the best friend you'll ever have if you ever meet a sofia cano make sure to never let her go she is truly amazing
by Sabrina1234 May 17, 2023
Get the sofia cano mug.When a guy goes down on a girl and about a minute in realizes he has a used condom halfway in his mouth and halfway in her, and it's not his.
My friend Earl has been sick for two days because he went down on a girl from the bar and got a Carolina Canolli.
by Boner101327 May 23, 2023
Get the Carolina Canolli mug.Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.
Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...
by CreepyRob June 5, 2023
Get the skin canoeing mug.A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023
Get the Deuce Canoe mug.Lumps on the penis which don't hurt or itch amd have been verified as non cancerous.
A treat for girls. A difficult operation to remove for guys.
But it is like those lumps on vibratory so as long as it isn't cancer, just leave there for kicks and thrills.
A treat for girls. A difficult operation to remove for guys.
But it is like those lumps on vibratory so as long as it isn't cancer, just leave there for kicks and thrills.
Dude I was scared. Lumps started forming on my little man. Anyway I went to the doctor, about 3 months later because I was nervous.
They put me in an MRI , worre gloves and diagnosed it. Apparently it is 55mm platelet with 6 lumps so the doctor looked very concerned.
Got the biopsy, no cancer. Just fun lumps.
Girls are worried at first. They think they can "catch cancer". I love Girls. "Of the floor is so flat" dumber the better.
Anyway they seem to like the little lumps a lot so win/win
Penola Canka
They put me in an MRI , worre gloves and diagnosed it. Apparently it is 55mm platelet with 6 lumps so the doctor looked very concerned.
Got the biopsy, no cancer. Just fun lumps.
Girls are worried at first. They think they can "catch cancer". I love Girls. "Of the floor is so flat" dumber the better.
Anyway they seem to like the little lumps a lot so win/win
Penola Canka
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
Get the Penola Canka mug.Someone, such as a business leader or head of school who makes a drastic change at the last minute that impacts the entire staff and gives 0 fucks about it.
T:"there is a safety issue with the building. What should we do?"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"
Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"
Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"
by AlSnow June 12, 2023
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