2 definitions by Rebdiculous

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023
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When your favored underdog sports team achieves a 0-0 result.

This is a play on the: "Darwin Award."

Wikipedia states: "The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions around 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool by dying or becoming sterilized via their own actions."

If further reference is required, you my friend, have just achieved your own Darwin Award...!
Scotland Football League won the Draw-Win Award against England. Yes!
by Rebdiculous June 19, 2021
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