blumpy

Sitting on the toilet during felactio

So she came over....... we hung out and watched a movie...the whole time i wondered...WHEN AM I GONNA GET SOME FUCKING BLIMPY CAUSE I GOTS TO SHIT

by Shit Stache June 27, 2005

blumpkin flippity flop

to give fellatio whilst deficating.

David got tired of the regular old blumpkin and started giving his partner a blumpkin flippity flop.

by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 22, 2007

Blomp

To show excessive affection for on one's blog. From glomp and blog.

Guy: "Man, have you seen how much Sarah's been talking about Jim on her blog?"
Girl: "Yeah, she totally blomped him."

by Shrapnelwolf April 20, 2010

blumpies

The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)

The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.

by lowlife801 October 25, 2008

Goblin Blumpkin

When a goblin women is giving a blumpkin and pushes the dude off and eats the poop.

Man: "so last night i met this chick i was so drunk and took her home. When i got home I had to take a poop so i made her suck my dick while i was pooping. Little did i know the beer wore off and she was really a goblin"
Other man: "DUDE YOU GOT A GOBLIN BLUMPKIN"

by xEmjayx October 19, 2008

Blumble Bee

Is somebody that is truly kind, caring and loving. They remind you of happy times and put a smile on your face.

Someobody that makes you happy. A loved one Blumble Bee

by Bamble Bee June 19, 2010

BlumpleMateen

A blumpkin, in which after, the giver shows an expression of satisfaction, somewhat similar to Supersonics PG Mateen Cleaves's.

During my trip to Seattle, i find the people there are professionals at making coffee and giving blumplemateens.

by Eddie Valente July 30, 2006