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Apple-eptic Shock

This is a condition that can happen to a person who has recently purchased an Apple conputer. To them, the world seems a little duller, a little more nonsenseical. Simptoms include: Long blank gazes at the Apple's interface and/or hardware design, shutting out of external stimulous such as telephone, email or personal contact and in extreme cases the user may stop eating.
Oh man, it's not looking good. Geoff's been in Apple-eptic Shock since he got his new 12" PowerBook with superdrive and iPod at no extra charge.
by Ernst Schneider December 23, 2004
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Apple Head

When you gift your significant other an apple product, and they give you the best head of your life.
“I just got my got my girl a MacBook Air” oh you goin get that apple head!”
by not a racist i promise March 2, 2020
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mealy apple

a person of romantic interest with a pleasant outward appearance yet inwardly someone you can't move away from fast enough
Last night I went out with that hot guy from Nordstrom and was he a mealy apple.
by josie voe February 8, 2008
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The Rotten Apple

The Rotten Apple is were you cut up a apple and leave it in a girls vagina for 3 weeks so it gets nice and rotten. Then you eat her out and eat the rotten apples out of her coochie. Hence the name "rotten apple"
Hey Bill!
What did you do last night Jim?
Oh I gave Sally "The Rotten Apple"
It Was Gross!
but she wanted me to.
by MINNIAPOLIS GOON612 February 25, 2009
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Saint Leo Apple Toss

The Saint Leo Apple Toss is an epic event that occurs only once a year. It generally occurs after a tanning session and immediately before a country music concert. The young male sees an apple an proceeds to throw it in the general direction of the concert. It is said that the loud blaring country music enrages the male so that he decides to throw a randomly placed apple.
Note: This is not to be confused with the St. augustine Apple Toss.
Dis: Man I'm pissed that our tanning session is over!

Lyle: Yeah, and there is a country music concert getting ready to start.

Dis: What the fuck! I'm gonna do the Saint Leo Apple Toss with this granny smith.

Lyle: Hell Yeah!
by Grinnell April 15, 2008
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Apple Bomb

v. The act of opening finder on a MAC computer/laptop, selecting the applications folder, then:

1. Holding "command" followed by "A" selecting all applications in the folder.

2. Holding "command" followed by "O" opening all selected applications.

(continued holding of "control-O" is not necessary, but produces more devastating effects)
John's laptop was exposed, so i Apple Bombed him for annoying me yesterday.
by SyknEss 1 January 11, 2011
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apple crumble

When you sprinkle pubes over your partners anus after cum comes pouring out.
I totally Apple crumbled my wife last night!!
by Anus pounder2170 April 16, 2014
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