textative

The equivalent to 'talkative,' except in the form of text.

"I think Brian is having a bad day, he's not as textative as he usually is."

"Hold on, got a text. Dammit, it's that chick from last night again."
"Dude, she is totally into you, look how textative she is!"

by yuudachi January 10, 2010

teatas

spanish slang for breasts, tits

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Texas tea

Historically speaking, "texas tea" was an anarchonistic definition of oil during the oil rush in Texas. "Black gold" is a synonym.

I believe it was phrased very early on in 20th century pop culture.

They struck the ol' texas tea, lucky sumbitches movin' on to Dallas.

by Dis July 6, 2004

Texas

Home to fake coyboys and pickup trucks.

Howdy! Let's throw that hay in the back of mah truck and let's head on down to Houston, Texas!

by Texas Whiteboy Ranger August 4, 2008

texas

An oversized state with an oversized ego. they have nothing to be proud of whatsoever, yet there is so much texas pride it'll blow your mind. has really shitty weather and drivers. nothing special about the state at all. home to the fattest cities in America and George Bush. Really something to be proud of!

Texan: don't mess with texas man, or ill stick my shitkickers up your ass and make you squeal like a pig!! yeeehaww!!

by california is a real state December 29, 2007

Texas shocker

The act of inserting your index and middle finger in the hotbox and your pinkie in the starfish. (2 in the pink and 1 in the stink).

My wife likes it when I give her a Texas shocker.

by Biggwilley April 17, 2006

Texas Christian University

The #97 ranked college in the nation. One of the largest endowments in the country (1.3 BILLION!) and one of the best fan bases in college sports. Unlike LSU, our athletes have to actually be in class to get a grade, not out chasing hogs and bling blingin' in Baton Rouge. But I digress. TCU also is one of the few universities in the nation to have a seperate fund just for campus upkeep. Which is why the campus looks better than a Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba sandwich on a beautiful Fort Worth day. TCU is also compared to Boise State University. Why? I am not sure. Boise State has some of the most classless, livestock violating fans in the nation. Meanwhile TCU fans are running the DFW metroplex like a Formula 1 racecar. BSU somehow got the "University" label even though they aren't even as good as Idaho State or the University of Idaho academically. BSU students are there for one reason and that is to pollute home games with their immense body odor and toothless smiles when Kellen Moore throws a touchdown. TCU is also compared to Southern Methodist University. SMU was the only college to get the Death Penalty for their football violations.

Boise High School kid: "Man I wish I could get into Boise State!"

University of Idaho student: "Just open the door, and do the connect the dots and you're in from what I've heard."

Texas Christian University student: "How many Rhodes Scholars do you have?"

BSU student: "I don't work in construction!"

by Tony Horton January 13, 2012