When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The #97 ranked college in the nation. One of the largest endowments in the country (1.3 BILLION!) and one of the best fan bases in college sports. Unlike LSU, our athletes have to actually be in class to get a grade, not out chasing hogs and bling blingin' in Baton Rouge. But I digress. TCU also is one of the few universities in the nation to have a seperate fund just for campus upkeep. Which is why the campus looks better than a Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba sandwich on a beautiful Fort Worth day. TCU is also compared to Boise State University. Why? I am not sure. Boise State has some of the most classless, livestock violating fans in the nation. Meanwhile TCU fans are running the DFW metroplex like a Formula 1 racecar. BSU somehow got the "University" label even though they aren't even as good as Idaho State or the University of Idaho academically. BSU students are there for one reason and that is to pollute home games with their immense body odor and toothless smiles when Kellen Moore throws a touchdown. TCU is also compared to Southern Methodist University. SMU was the only college to get the Death Penalty for their football violations.

This is an institution in Fort Worth, TX. It is populated by wannabe-yuppie scum who are busy learning to be real yuppie scum. Many decadent people attend this school, but enjoy the facade that going to a "respectable" school gives them. Ted Bundy would be in heaven here. Also, some people have been forced to leave their homes when TCU decided to pay people to wreck them to the ground, that way this institution could have YET ANOTHER building for yuppie "education", even as they already have a whooooole lot of 'em. To openly insult these untouchables while living in Fort Worth is not only the epitome of "uncool" here, but also potentially harmful to you.