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Texas

1.) The only thing bigger down there is the sales tax, barren land and bugs.

2.) The only State to FAIL as is own nation and come crawling back.

3.) Where you can't find a tree larger then a bush.

4.) Largest State in the lower 48 with the least amount of public land.

5.) Home to some of the cheapest property at about $400 USD/Acre because its useless desert.
This place sucks, but at least we are not in Texas.
by Can't Stand Tejas October 10, 2009
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Waco Texas Massacre

An incident identical to the Tienamin Square Massacre that occured in Waco Texas, under the leadership of an identical regime.

This was a blatent violation of due process, and posse comitotus, in that a military tank was utilized in the massacre.

Timothy McVeigh unjustly avenged the massacre by lowering himself to the same level as the Clinton Administration by taking out the Federal building in Oklahoma City, and murdering as many innocent people as the Clinton Administration murdered in Waco.
The NRA made a very accurate assessment of Clinton's BATF when they called them "Jack-Booted Thugs", due to the Waco Texas Massacre.
by Aribeth April 12, 2005
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texas

A toilet waiting/needing to be flushed
The stench coming from that porta-potty over yonder reminds me of texas!
by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
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West Texas Walrus

The West Texas Walrus is a classic, this technique is performed when a girl is getting nailed from behind and is about to reach her climax, the male will then bend down and stick to strands of hay up her nose and listen to her bellow like a walrus for the duration of the orgasm.
I gave my girlfriend the West Texas Walrus last night.
by The raging red monster February 27, 2008
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port arthur texas

My grand father said its where the sewer meets the sea....
Port Arthur texas where the sewer meets the sea
by Mango warrior September 19, 2017
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Texas tea

Oil. Crude Oil to be specific. First made popular when there were major oil strikes in Beaumont Texas. Then made popular on the television show The Beverly Hillbillies
We're pumping out 100,000 barrels of that Texas Tea these days.
by Row July 6, 2004
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Texas

You dubious sons'a'bitches. The Republic of Texas was a country, it would the ONLY country to join with the United States but it did join.

This is no way associated with the current "republic of Texas" movement that says it STILL IS a country. I wish...

Overall it is like any other state except the ups (like no state tax, hot chica's and mucho chili) far outweigh the downs (like people THINKING they know about us because of George Bush or that we are like other southern states, and everyone taking all the bad things about oklahoma and pinning it on Texas, and by the way oklahoma need not be capitalized.)

You want to know what Texas is like? Gitcha ass off the computer and come to Dallas...
Oh wow, I am a dubious son of a bitch and I like totally thought Texas was like oklahoma or something until I went to Dallas...
by TX126 August 5, 2004
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