Teleport

A place in the backwoods of Irving, Texas where there is a large train-track brige over a river. kids usually go there to either tag up the place or drink.

I was at Teleport the other day, and i left my tag everywhere.

by N i c k April 21, 2006

Telementary

Telementary Is When Someone Learns Something Off The TV. Usually When They Are Young And Usually Off One Of Those Freaky Kids Shows On How Help The Environment And How To Read And Write.

John-How Does Your Brother Know How To Read So Well?
Jack-Telementary.
John-ooo

by Doureallywant2know?!?!?!?!? December 11, 2008

tell somebody who cares

jus dont give a fuck wat sumbody said

ryan j: my left testicle is bigger than the other
meredith: tell somebody who cares u tool

by abodeee January 1, 2009

Teleke[wii]sis

Using your Wii remote to pick things up or do other tasks using your mind.

"Don't worry, I will telekewiisis that beer from the fridge for you."

"Get me a beer telekewiisis."

by Ivasauskas January 5, 2009

Telenapping

(n.) a plum worklife negotiating outcome whereby middle managers are permitted and equipped to sleep away the vast majority of core 8 a.m.-6 p.m. work hours in the U.S. in the luxury of their own beds. As defined, the practice originated in Northern New Jersey in the mid-to-late-'90s among down-sized former telecommunications industry executives who landed on their feet in the employ of Asian telecom outfits.

Anybody feel like trying to get in a quick nine holes this afternoon? We'll have to wait a while to call you know who. I'm pretty sure he's got telenapping on his calendar until 2. He has that daily conference call wtih the home office at 5 a.m. Tokyo time.

by aquamanatee007 April 3, 2009

Telepole

Pittsburghese for telephone pole

There is a street light on the telepole outside my house.

by harryw45 August 27, 2009

Teletubbied

verb (used with or without an object)
a. Acting or looking like an infant
b. After passing out from intoxication, friends shave your head, dress you in an adult diaper and stick a soother in your mouth for photos.
c. Friends cut your face out of an image and stick it into the sun over an horizon.

Mike, you were teletubbied after you passed out. Love that picture of you in a diaper.
We were teletubbing on the dance floor, until a girl said, "you're a bunch of stupid infants".
Mike, Jay teletubbied your face onto a picture of a sunrise and tagged you it on facebook.

by GoldenLakeCanadian October 9, 2009